Trevor Noah Accuses Trump of ‘Renting’ U.S. Navy to Saudi Arabia

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On Monday night time, with all the opposite late-night hosts off this week apart from Kimmel, The Each day Present host Trevor Noah teed off on the most recent information out of Trumpville: that the president’s choice to desert our Kurdish allies in Northern Syria on the behest of Turkey has not solely led to the Kurds being below assault, but in addition the escape of a whole bunch of ISIS prisoners they’d beforehand held captive.

“Candy Jesus,” exclaimed Noah. “Donald Trump is the one one that can discover a solution to make the Center East extra chaotic. Turkey invading, Kurds fleeing, ISIS escaping?! Like, the Center East was already a geopolitical Jenga tower, with everybody making an attempt to determine the fitting transfer, after which Donald Trump is available in and he’s like, ‘What if we transfer the entire desk!’”

“Trump has justified his place to drag out of Syria by saying that is all a part of his bigger plan to convey American troops again dwelling, and that is smart,” Noah continued. “What doesn’t make sense is that ‘dwelling’ appears to be one other nation within the Center East.”

Sure, Trump has reportedly despatched 2,800 troops to Saudi Arabia in response to alleged assaults on Saudi oil amenities that the Trump administration has blamed on Iran. “We’re sending troops and different issues to the Center East to assist Saudi Arabia. However, are you prepared? Saudi Arabia, at my request, has agreed to pay us for every thing that we’re doing. That’s a primary!” Trump exclaimed throughout certainly one of his common White Home garden pressers.

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“Yeah, he’s proper—that could be a first. I don’t suppose America has ever rented out its army earlier than. Like, that could be a wild factor,” provided Noah. “He’s promoting the army and ‘different issues?’ What are the ‘different issues?’ Does anyone ask? No one? What, does he simply sneak Eric into the cargo?”

“It’s bizarre you could lease out America’s army,” Noah added, earlier than throwing to their Senior Battle Correspondent Desi Lydic, to assist “clear issues up.”

“President Trump is simply fulfilling his promise to drag U.S. troops out of the Center East,” mentioned Lydic. “And what? It’s refreshing! Loads of males say they’ll pull out, however they don’t. Idiot me as soon as, disgrace on you. Idiot me seven instances…I’ve seven youngsters now.”

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